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Name: Rob Savin
Nickname: Bob Stain, Savvy
Positon: Second Row Forward
Age: 23
Mental Age: 23
Famous For: Being Tall
Infamous For: "No Sparky I didn't do anything, honest, please don't!"
Describe yourself in 3 words: big tall bob |
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Name: Ben Joiner
Nickname: Noddy,nodz,snotty
Positon: 9
Age: 16
Mental Age: 1 and abit
Famous For: last minute tries
Infamous For : going for the yunger woman (aparently)
Describe yourself in 3 words: your worst nightmare |
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Name: Chunk
Nickname: Adam Bracegirdle
Position:1,2, 3
Age: 25 ish
Mental Age: 25 ish
Famous For: TBA
Infamous For: TBA
Describe yourself in 3 words: whats a bracegridle? |
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Name: Josh Ellidge
Nickname: Smellidge, t**t, d******d
Positon: 8 (used to be 15)
Age: 16
Mental Age: 2
Famous For: Magdelana
Infamous For : Speed
Descrbie yourself in 3 words: Bring it on |
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Name: Chris Grocott
Nickname: Growy(!)
Position:1,3,4,5,6,7,8
Age:25
Mental Age:55
Famous For: Mick Klieve's immortal quote-'Growy, if you lost 2 stone you would be a good player'
Infamous For: Its now 4 stone
Describe yourself in 3 words: What's pre-season? |
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Name: stuart irving
Nickname: ballsack, sackage, round irv , stuie
Position: 3
Age:16
Mental Age:16
Famous For:getting some anal beads at junior x mas party
Infamous For: running
Describe yourself in 3 words: the speed demon |
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Name: Chris 'Doug' Holbrook
Nickname(s): Dougy, Twiggy, Coma
Position(s): Stand-Off, Outside Centre, Wing, Full Back
Age: 29yrs old
Mental Age: 18
Famous for: Coming out of retirement after a 10yr hiatus ( = break for you forwards!)
Infamous for: Being Kipp's first shag!
Describe yourself in 3 words:Tall, Dark, Handsome - Oh, something sport related erm… |
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Name: richard lee taylor
Nickname: biscuits, soggy biscuit
Position: fly half, fullback
Age:16
Mental Age:16
Famous For: getting munched
Infamous For: tackling
Describe yourself in 3 words: small, eats loads |
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Name: Richard Alexander Davis
Nickname(s): Tooty fruity, Gorgeous Rick, ryan from the OC
Position(s): Winger, fullback
Age: 21
Mental Age: 16
Famous For: being far to good looking
Infamous For: you decide
Describe yourself in 3 words: OOOOOOOOOH hes Gorgeous |
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Name: Jordan Barnes
Nickname: Chimp, Dom!
Position: Prop
Age:16
Mental Age:8
Famous For: Always Wearing School Uniform!
Infamous For: Chimp the doors open!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Fast, Agile, Tired! |
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Name: Ross Mitchell
Nickname(s): Russ michelle
Position(s): Centre,backrow
Age: 25
Mental Age: 50
Famous for: Gay Naths mate and sick boy
Infamous for: Sick on Gay Naths carpet
Describe yourself in 3 words: Back Row Wannabee |
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Name: Paul Jones
Nickname(s): Jonah
Position(s): Prop or Hooker
Age: 38
Mental Age: 56
Famous for: The side step
Infamous for: Played Bumper cars with tom mill once
Describe yourself in 3 words: a fat welshman |
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Name: Mark Wood
Nickname(s): Woody
Position(s): Hooker
Age: 28 (at least)
Mental Age: 0.5
Famous for: Trys and Injuries
Infamous for: Drinking Games
Describe yourself in 3 words:One Big Mistake |
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Name: Scott Kershaw
Nickname(s): Scotty 2 Hotty, Fingers..
Position(s): Centre, Winger, Hooker, Prop Uncontested
Age: Old enough to know better.
Mental Age: 16 just like the girls I like to meet
Famous for: Big screen incident in the falcon!
Infamous for: Getting Brook his first shag,
Describe yourself in 3 words:
Funny, Charming, handsome devil. |
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Name: Greg Stanfield
Nickname(s): Greg, Stanners, Pek, Gregory
Position(s): 4,5,6,7
Age: 20
Mental Age: 20
Famous For: Getting slapped by women
Infamous For: Never saying anything whilst playing rugby
Describe yourself in 3 words: ? ? ? |
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Name: Brook Reader
Nickname(s): Bruky, Zin Zan, Bruksy, Reader, Breader and the Sherminator
Position(s): 6, 7, 11 and 14
Age: 19
Mental Age: 12
Famous For: tackling head first!
Infamous For:
Blackpool
(lets just leave it at that!)
Describe yourself in 3 words: numb, dumb and amazing!
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Name: Simon Strickland
Nickname: Strickers, Plastic Pig
Position: 2,6,7 and on one amusing occasion... 9.
Age: 22
Mental Age: God only knows...
Famous For: “Where’s the resistance!?”
Infamous For: Being a plastic pig
Describe yourself in 3 words: Doesn’t do training :P |
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Name: Andrew David Bairstow
Nickname(s): Baby B, Beast, Andy
Position(s): 9, 10, 15 in no order
Age: 21
Mental Age: 31
Famous For: Scoring a drop goal
Infamous For: Wearing shorts in the bath until i was 21
Describe yourself in 3 words: a big softy |
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Name: Mike D Keiley
Nickname(s): Mr Keiley, Sir.
Position(s): Centre, Winger,
Age: 37.
Mental Age: 87
Famous for: I'm too old for this sh!t,
Infamous for: "Its this or shopping lads,"
Describe yourself in 3 words: Too fecking old. |
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Name: Sam Dickinson
Nickname(s): Dicko, Silly Sam, Sammy,
Position(s): Flanker, Second row, Number 8
Age: 26
Mental Age: 7
Famous For: Being a scouser, drinking lots
Infamous For: Having a girlfriend that tells Durrant what to do and who to pick
Describe yourself in 3 words: I'm not scouse!!! |
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Name: Kipp
Nickname(s): Kipp, Klip, Snip, Kipper
Position(s): Scrum Half/Open side flanker/Prop
Age: 28
Mental Age: 21
Famous For: Knowledge of food and restaurants
Infamous For: Centrifugal force
Describe yourself in 3 words: Awesome scrum half |
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Name: Benjamin Park
Nickname(s): Ben
Position(s): Stand off
Age: 18
Mental Age: 2
Famous For: Standin on a stool in falcon and fallin off
Infamous For: Standin on a stool in falcon and fallin off
Describe yourself in 3 words: F**ckin Great Player |
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Name: Adam Henry Coles
Nickname: Colesy, Bag'ed
Positions: 7,7,7!
Age: 19
Mental age: 19
Famous for: ...what?
Infamous for: Smoking anyone who isnt fijyan under the table
3 words: ...what?...when?...where?... |
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Name: Andrew "Wally" Walton
Nickname(s): Walton, Mullet, Angry Beaver
Position(s): 9,10,11,14,15
Age: 20
Mental Age: 3
Famous For: Kicking
Infamous For: Hair Doo’s
Describe yourself in 3 words: What A Player |
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Name: Stuart Bairstow
Nickname(s): Stu
Position(s): 1,3,4,5 (8 in my dreams)
Age: 24
Mental Age: Depends how drunk I am
Famous For: Never having a bath
Infamous For: Skanky toes
Describe yourself in 3 words: F**kin Tight Arse |
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Name: Michael Fletcher
Nickname(s): Waaart!, Fletch
Position(s): 2, 9
Age: 18
Mental Age: 90
Famous for: Talking out of my arse
Infamous for: A&E 18th birthday
Describe yourself in 3 words: Small, Snappy, Crafty |
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Name: Nathan King
Nickname(s): kingy,ferris,mullet,crazyhorse,pretty boy,angry man,“G.B.H!..G.B.H!”
Position(s): winger, fullback……mega prop!
Age: 19
Mental Age: varies with alcohol…
Famous for: a temper shorter than wart is tall.
Infamous for: Fleetwood peacekeeper….
Describe yourself in 3 words: “I am massive!!” |
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Name: James David Bex
Nickname(s): slima, bexy, worm
Position(s): not sure!!
Age: 27
Mental Age: 150
Famous For: technical rugby knowledge
Infamous For: drinking pints through straws
Describe yourself in 3 words: tight yorkshire b*$tard |
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Name: Mark Elvidge
Nickname(s): Mike Roids, Elridge
Position(s): back row, centre, WING!!
Age: Well old
Mental Age: 90
Famous For: The Hand Shake
Infamous For: I never touched him, I used restraint
Describe yourself in 3 words: I'm from hull |
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Name: Christopher Collins
Nickname(s): Beak ka ka ka ka ka ka
Position(s): Referee
Age: 25
Mental Age: 999
Famous For: Being Injured or Giving Pens Away
Infamous For: I tackled someone once when i was drunk
Describe yourself in 3 words: RAA RAAA RAA |
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Name: Graeme Shepherd
Nickname(s): Shep, Big Shep, Grez,
Position(s): Utility Player
Age: 23
Mental Age:
Famous for: Never playing a match in the same position each week
Infamous for: never being injured (until now maybe)
Describe yourself in 3 words: F*ck Shirt & Tie |
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Name: Thomas Apu Imran Nahasapeemapetilon Mill
Nickname(s): Guess!!
Position(s): I'll do anything
Age: No passport!!!
Mental Age: !
Famous For: The text book dummy, cash machine
Infamous For: I was found on sue and alecs doorstep!!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Pissed Up C"nt |
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Name: Scott Ripley
Nickname(s): Rippers, The Talented Mr Ripley, Ripple, Nipple
Position(s): Wing
Age: 17
Mental Age: ?
Famous For: Curly Hair
Infamous For: Getting away with stuff
Describe yourself in 3 words: Good at Everything |
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Name: Simon Farrell
Nickname(s): Si
Position(s): Wing (To keep me away from the action so I don't f**k up)
Age: 25
Mental Age: 25 (but body is starting to feel like 50)
Famous For: Trying to learn how it play rugby at 25.
Infamous For: You tell me!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Unskilled Overweight Winger. |
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Name: Mark James Ian Murgatroyd
Nickname(s): Shrek, Murgy, Little Murg, Troyd
Position(s): 1,3 & 16
Age: 22
Mental Age: 2
Famous For: Too many things to mention!
Infamous For: See above.
Describe yourself in 3 words: All loved up! |
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Name: Ian Murgatroyd
Nickname(s): Boss, Murgy, Big Murg
Position(s): 1,3,4 & 5 was 8 once in a wet dream
Age: 50+
Mental Age: wot
Famous For: Can't remember, what happens on tour stays on tour!
Infamous For: Taking young Murg swimming in River Severn and letting him live on his 18th
Describe yourself in 3 words: Bond Basildon Bond |
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Name: Ben Irving
Nickname(s): Irv, Eugene
Position(s): 4,5,6,7,8
Age: 29
Mental Age: 29
Famous For: Never washing my kit/ironing club shirt
Infamous For: Going bald at the age of 10
Describe yourself in 3 words: Dirty Bald Baby |
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Name: Robert John Chadwick Esq
Nickname(s): Berty, Flakey, Toenails
Position(s): wingforward or 1st team bench warmer
Age: 23
Mental Age: -23
Famous For: I cracked Ian Beale in training!
Infamous For: Toffee Yoghurt, Candle wax and Horse Drugs!!!!!
Describe yourself in 3 words: One Lazy Ba$tard
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Name: Mark Forden
Nickname(s): Sparky, Bobby, Fordy
Position(s): 4, 5 , 8 , 12
Age: 23
Mental Age: Ranges from 5-10
Famous For: 10 yellows, 1 red in 10 games, but i was victimised, the sun got in my eyes
Infamous For: John Thompson
Describe yourself in 3 words: EN 4 SA |
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Name: Nathan Mill
Nickname(s): Gay Nath, sausage jockey, fudgey
Position(s): Not sure but normally 12
Age: 25
Mental Age: 30 (i drive a family car)
Famous For: Class junior rugby player
Infamous For: Sha&&ed a very hairy indian once or maybe twice
Describe yourself in 3 words: Gay Pride Rules |
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Name: Edwin Klieve
Nickname(s): Ed, Harry Potter, Klievage
Position(s): 2
Age: 10
Mental Age: 5
Famous For: Being blind
Infamous For: Throwing a ball straight very often
Describe yourself in 3 words: Blind Harry Potter |
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Name: Peter Jeffery Choo Choo Train Hornby
Nickname(s): Aldi Bob, Tesco Pete
Position(s): 4, 5
Age: 26
Mental Age: 5
Famous For: Tried to go swimming in the lake and wasnt seen for 3 years
Infamous For: Runs like a girl
Describe yourself in 3 words: Every little helps |
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Name: James Galvin
Nickname(s): Wurzel, Jimmy, The voice of reason
Position(s): 1, 4, 5 , 6, 7
Age: 21
Mental Age: 31
Famous For: Reciting the entire rugby league encyclopedia whilst in bed with two birds
Infamous For: Going stiff
Describe yourself in 3 words: Mr Rugby League |
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Name: Oliver Lord
Nickname(s): Oly, Glass Back
Position(s): 7
Age: 25
Mental Age: Varies
Famous For: Naked Car Surfing
Infamous For: Its Big but it does not work when pissed
Describe yourself in 3 words: Got Big Length |
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Name: Toby Lord
Nickname(s): Toby, The smaller brother
Position(s): 4,5
Age: 35
Mental Age: 1000
Famous For: I'll eat anything TWICE!!!!!!
Infamous For: Sprinting
Describe yourself in 3 words: Got Big Legs |
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Name: Tony Wario Lucianno Faternali
Nickname(s): Tonio
Position(s): TIGHT head
Age: 65
Mental Age: Boy Racer
Famous For: I fighta ma Dominos Battles
Infamous For: I really lick da piles
Describe yourself in 3 words: I nota do this butta i warna Bert he will Sleep with the Fishes |
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Name: David Jasper Carrot Kearns
Nickname(s): Kearnsy
Position(s): Winger, Centre, Flanker
Age: 20??
Mental Age: 20??
Famous For: Our Rep in Iraq and around the world including Birmingham
Infamous For: "Kearnsy 'll av!"
Describe yourself in 3 words: Kearnsy 'll Av |
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Name: Domonic Blackhawk Ostafychuk
Nickname(s): Osty, Rattlesnake, Dom, Texas
Position(s): Winger
Age: 21
Mental Age: 10-50
Famous For: Drinking before games (sorry sheppy), falling asleep in the Falcon
Infamous For: Being the toughest S.O.B
Describe yourself in 3 words: Osty 3:16 |
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